So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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