Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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