im gay
i know
yea but for you.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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