I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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