hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.