i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever