I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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