I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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