ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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