Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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