My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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