so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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