I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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