omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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