Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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