1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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