She's JV to your varsity
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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