Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
No subtext here. People are naked.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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