Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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