You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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