I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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