how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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