She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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