seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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