dude i'm inner monologue high
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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