She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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