BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You don't make any sense
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