Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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