matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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