I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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