I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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