There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
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Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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