I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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