you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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