was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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