Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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