margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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