you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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