HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sext me about skeletons
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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