Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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