I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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