i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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