..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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