I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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