Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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