he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He shit in the fireplace
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