Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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