I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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