She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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