So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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