conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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