The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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