that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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