I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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